A Boy Named Harris

There was boy named Harris, 

Who use to do all things opposite

His father was reading 

While the sun was setting

He told Harris to switch on the lights

But instead his papers started flying

His father yelled, ‘Harris, why do you do all things opposite.’

One day his mother was cooking 

For the guests in the evening

She asked Harris to pass the sugar 

But he gave her the salt

The guests were waiting for the blueberry pie

But they were treated to a portion of saline

His mother shouted, ‘Harris, why do you do all things opposite.’

He went to school where the teacher held a mathematics test

In which Harris wasn’t too well

He wrote the test using all his wits

But the teacher found out that all the answers were of science.

His teacher screamed, ‘Harris, why do you do all things opposite.’

That was a story of a boy named Harris who tried his best

But somehow managed to do all things opposite